Tuesday, 4 November 2008

ho ho

What did the mosquito say to the camel?
Did I do that?

This joke was brought to you by Patrick Miller.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A fly can't bird but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I'll reply,
Cottlestone cottlestone cottlestone pie.

This riddle was brought to you by Tristan Miller.

PS How do apes cook their toast?
With a gorrilla!